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Project Absurd recently visited Monroeville Mall in Monroeville, PA, which was the site of the 1978 horror movie Dawn Of The Dead. Click here to see the article, which compares the mall now to how it used to look in the movie.
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Do you like the crazy old recipes with absurd photos found in old cookbooks? Project Absurd presents our newest spinoff, Vintage Recipe Extravaganza! And, we have a new correspondent (Norah) to help us out! Welcome aboard, Norah!
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While walking through a New York State Thruway rest stop in Warners I was stopped by a fortune teller named Zoltar. He certainly looked legitimate.
The outfit, head gear, and facial hair all matched up to your typical fortune teller. However, I was still skeptical about giving him my money until I saw that Zoltar was also, like myself, a collector of odd things.
Zoltar collected many things you would expect from a fortune teller – a crystal ball, rings, necklaces, cards, incense, little skulls and, of course, a glow-in-the-dark Buddha. However, it looks like Zoltar also fancied many of the items found in the Thruway rest stop shop – a map of New York, a Statue Of Liberty figurine, a Buffalo Bills change purse, and a used lottery ticket. He tried convincing me to have my fortune read, but I was already sold. How could I resist?
Amazing! It’s like he knew me personally! Now that was a dollar well spent! Here is the fortune I received:
While I look nothing like the man in the picture, the rest of the fortune is brilliant!
Must go surrender more money to Zoltar now!
HAM
OMGZ! We still DO exist! Sorry for the extended break. Project Absurd changed headquarters and we’re still trying to sort ourselves out, but we do plan on posting more often in the new year! Until then, please check out our 10 Best Last-Minute Gift Ideas!
10.) Tiny Animal Heads on Tiny Pedestals
But, I need the other 9 ideas!!!
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